### The Unfortunate Adventures of Lickity Split in The Fortress
In the realm of dungeon crawlers, a new twist emerges with *The Fortress*, where humor, strategy, and unfortunate luck collide through the misadventures of its knight hero, Lickity Split. Named both whimsically and punningly after the term “lich,” Lickity Split finds himself entangled in a battle against a Sorceror King, all the while being at the mercy of fate—or perhaps a poorly rolled die.
#### Gameplay Mechanics
At the heart of *The Fortress* lies a unique combat system that integrates dice-rolling mechanics. Each encounter requires players to roll dice of three distinct colors, coinciding with the enemies’ health points. Only by matching colors can players launch effective attacks; mismatches result in damage taken. This adds a layer of tactical decision-making: players must manage their resources while anticipating the whims of chance.
Unused dice accumulate in a “Super Mega Ultra AOE Attack” gauge, unleashing mayhem indiscriminately, regardless of color. However, with Lickity Split’s notorious string of bad luck, this feature rarely serves to alleviate the harshness of dungeon peril. Players may find themselves empathizing with Lickity Split’s plight as he falls victim to overwhelming odds—like his unfortunate encounters with spectral foes, notably the ghost dog that led to his early demise.
#### Character Classes and Customization
*The Fortress* boasts nine distinct character classes, each with preferred dice colors that cater to varied playstyles. The strategic depth increases with three equipment slots for players to modify their dice or temporarily enhance abilities. A rusty shield may absorb an attack for one turn, while enchanted scrolls can bolster magic capabilities, thus providing a plethora of customization options to fit individual tactics.
Adding to the game’s richness are potential allies and intriguing encounters with characters such as vampire merchants and fallen abbots, all of whom come with their own secrets and motives, enhancing the narrative and strategic possibilities.
#### The Retro Aesthetic
Visually, *The Fortress* embraces a retro style that resonates with fans of classic dungeon crawlers. The pixelated graphics presented in dark, brooding colors evoke a sense of nostalgia while immersing players in an atmospheric world filled with foreboding enemies and ominous shadows. This aesthetic complements the gameplay, creating an engaging environment that makes the misfortunes of Lickity Split all the more pronounced.
#### Conclusion
With all its challenges, *The Fortress* serves as a testament to the combination of chance and strategy within the dungeon-crawling genre. Whether players are drawn in by the humor stemming from Lickity Split’s bumbling fate or the engaging gameplay mechanics, the game promises unique experiences wrapped in a darkly whimsical package. The full game launches soon on Steam, enticing players to brave its many rooms and obstacles, while hoping that Lickity Split’s luck will eventually turn around—or at least conclude with a game of checkers against the notorious Sorceror King.
