Valve Reports Unanticipated Depletion of Steam Controller Stock, Promises Restock

Well, well, well, here comes Geoffers. G-Kay, the awarder of golden PDF badges to videogames, best pal to every celebrity less tasteful than Edward Norton. Gentleman Keighley, with his mindflaying footwear and his hands all lubed up to wangle fresh announcements from the games industry’s chapped orifices. But what’s this! His trousers are bellowing. He’s got something stuffed down them, something that honks and rumbles like an elephant seal, something that yearns to raise the banner of victory over 10 million planets.

Geoff grabs his groin and waddles away desperately, but not fast enough. His backside explodes in a rank gust of Promethium. A terrifying cybernetic face peers from the breach. “FOR THE EMPEROR,” it hollers, while Geoff frantically seeks cover behind Evanescense. “FOR THE EMPEROR, PROBABLY! BUT MAYBE ACTUALLY FOR THE REBELLION INSTEAD.”

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Avowed now has a bunch more possibilities when it comes to one of the most important fantasy RPG build archetypes, thanks to the deployment of its anniversary update. Three new character races are on offer alongside the established humans and elves, and you can arm them with a quarterstaff which caters to mages who think puny wands and books aren’t quite showy enough.

As you might recall, some of the stuff included in this anniversary update was orignally supposed to arrive in Avowed late last year, but ended up being delayed by Obsidian.

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**The Legend of Zelda: Commemorating 40 Years of Questing and Near-Experiences with Sci-Fi**

Today marks the fourth decade of *The Legend of Zelda*, a series that has become a hallmark of high-fantasy questing in the gaming universe. Initially launched for the Famicom Disk System in 1986, Nintendo’s grand adventure began with a hero in a tunic, Link, who battles well-known adversaries, traverses expansive realms, and navigates complex puzzles. Over the years, Link’s journeys have enchanted millions, establishing him as one of gaming’s most iconic figures. Yet, beneath the sword-swinging and monster-conquering lies an intriguing alternative narrative—a voyage into the universe.

During a keynote speech at GDC 2017, director Hidemaro Fujibayashi, art director Satoru Takizawa, and technical director Takuhiro Dohta shared insights into the creation of *Breath of the Wild*, frequently regarded as one of the finest entries in the series. A particularly fascinating segment titled “Trial and Error” disclosed an early concept for a game named *The Legend of Zelda: INVASION*, featuring a unique plot revolving around an extraterrestrial takeover of Hyrule.

Takizawa recounted how this idea generated laughter from the crowd, showcasing images of UFOs landing on the well-known landscapes of Hyrule, alien dissections, and a surprisingly nonchalant version of Ganondorf in a Metallica t-shirt. Among the most provocative designs were radical interpretations of Link, including one where he wore oversized denim trousers, a striped winter beanie, and wielded a Triforce guitar. The idea of Link as a college party-goer infuses a degree of surrealism into a series celebrated for its grand mythology.

Despite the quirky nature of the *INVASION* concept, it appears Takizawa’s remarks circled back to motifs seen in *Breath of the Wild*—the ancient ruins and advanced Sheikah technology suggest a supernatural presence that hints at forgotten inventions introduced to Hyrule by earlier visitors. With mechanical adversaries and structures echoing sci-fi visuals, one can’t help but ponder if traces of that extraterrestrial idea persisted in the finished game.

Curiously, this is not the sole instance where *The Legend of Zelda* has brushed against the fringes of science fiction. Shigeru Miyamoto, the creative genius behind the franchise, originally contemplated a time travel component that could have significantly changed the series’ path. Instead of the well-known time-shifting depicted in later installments like *Ocarina of Time*, Miyamoto’s original notion imagined a merger of medieval fantasy with futuristic tech—where the Triforce’s magical essence might originate from microchips and computer components.

Over the years, the concept of merging genres has consistently emerged. Concept sketches from *A Link to the Past* portrayed a cyberpunk Zelda, challenging the expectations fans may have from a Zelda title. Ironically, the very title conjures images of time travel, aligning more with a narrative that intertwines past and future, rather than simply flipping between dimensions.

As we honor 40 years of *The Legend of Zelda*, it seems improbable that Nintendo will soon send Link into space. The company has typically opted for caution, particularly as it broadens its intellectual properties into films, television series, and amusement parks. While viewers might be intrigued by the idea of Link navigating wormholes and galaxies, the rich tradition of Hyrule has stayed rooted in its fantastical origins.

Yet, there’s an undeniable charm in the idea of allowing creativity to surpass its established limits. As artists and creators linked to the franchise continuously explore and dream beyond the known, there still remains a flicker of hope that one day, Link could fearlessly traverse the cosmic expanse, embarking on a quest that ties the imaginative with the remarkable. As we reflect on the past four decades, we can only speculate on what future legends may await.